Popping my blogging cherry...

Well, here it is, my first ever blog. For anyone reading this, I suggest that you lower your expectations- that way you can't be disappointed. Actually, that's a good tip for life in general. Anyway, I have no idea what to write, so I'll keep this short.

Here's a joke I love:

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
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They taste different!

Well, that's me done. Said this would be short.